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Moose Knuckle - Too Punk For Love - ImportLP Record
Moose Knuckle - Too Punk For Love - ImportLP Record
Vinyl Record
Rock
Punk/New Wave
October 11, 2024
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Catalog No.: JPR056
JAN/ISBN: 2299991485850
Number of Discs: 1
Record Size: 12”
Country/Region of Manufacture: Import
Credits:
Moose Knuckle
Description:
COLOR: Splatter with Green or Beer (Colors are random and cannot be selected. Please understand beforehand.) Moose Knuckle is a four-piece street punk band from Massachusetts, USA. The vocalist and drummer are also members of WKSJ? A bad boy duo fueled by explosive fireworks, horror movies, whiskey, and burritos. The album pays tribute to original guitarist John Toomey, a true wild man of punk who passed away on March 2, 2023, with their best work to date, "Too Punk for Love." Moose Knuckles' music is heavily influenced by drugs, booze, cigarettes, and boobs, interspersed with hard partying 80's action and Troma movies. Vocalist PJ Rodriguez says he "punches himself in the gut with it" and has been on a steak-only diet for over 15 years. 50% men, 50% studs, = 100% punk. Cursed by gypsies at a young age, he can do no wrong. Bassist Walter is a hairy giant. He may be a descendant of King Kong. He has a beard and came out of his mother's vagina with a gun. The drummer is PJ's longtime boyfriend, the "world famous" Mark Youness. A criminal genius with extraordinary talent. Fire system + +5 damage from fireworks. Weaknesses: water attacks Guitarist Pat, who was deemed too skinny by doctors to survive, shocks the medical world with his incredibly lewd guitar shred abilities, playing solos that bring women to their knees in orgasm, make men erect, and explode their penises. This album is guaranteed to make you cum. Buy it, listen to it, and show it to your friends. Moose Knuckle would love to come to Japan and play these songs live! P.J. / Mooseknuckle From the above information
Tracklisting:
1.M.D.K.
2.I Love Trash
3.I Wish I Was Dead
4.Boot Licker
5.Punk Room
6.Body Bags
7.Apolitical
8.City Livin'
9.Blow
10.D.B.S.T.
11.Interlude
12.Death Comes Ripping
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