{"product_id":"2299991485850","title":"Moose Knuckle - Too Punk For Love - ImportLP Record","description":"\u003cp\u003eCredits:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMoose Knuckle\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCOLOR: Splatter with Green or Beer (Colors are random and cannot be selected. Please understand beforehand.)\n\n\n\nMoose Knuckle is a four-piece street punk band from Massachusetts, USA. The vocalist and drummer are also members of WKSJ?\n\nA bad boy duo fueled by explosive fireworks, horror movies, whiskey, and burritos.\n\n\n\nThe album pays tribute to original guitarist John Toomey, a true wild man of punk who passed away on March 2, 2023, with their best work to date, \"Too Punk for Love.\"\n\n\n\nMoose Knuckles' music is heavily influenced by drugs, booze, cigarettes, and boobs, interspersed with hard partying 80's action and Troma movies.\n\n\n\nVocalist PJ Rodriguez says he \"punches himself in the gut with it\" and has been on a steak-only diet for over 15 years.\n\n50% men, 50% studs, = 100% punk.\n\nCursed by gypsies at a young age, he can do no wrong.\n\n\n\nBassist Walter is a hairy giant. He may be a descendant of King Kong. He has a beard and came out of his mother's vagina with a gun.\n\n\n\nThe drummer is PJ's longtime boyfriend, the \"world famous\" Mark Youness. A criminal genius with extraordinary talent.\n\nFire system + +5 damage from fireworks.\n\nWeaknesses: water attacks\n\n\n\nGuitarist Pat, who was deemed too skinny by doctors to survive, shocks the medical world with his incredibly lewd guitar shred abilities, playing solos that bring women to their knees in orgasm, make men erect, and explode their penises.\n\n\n\nThis album is guaranteed to make you cum. Buy it, listen to it, and show it to your friends.\n\n\n\nMoose Knuckle would love to come to Japan and play these songs live!\n\n\n\nP.J. \/ Mooseknuckle\n\n\n\nFrom the above information\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTracklisting:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1.M.D.K.\u003cbr\u003e2.I Love Trash\u003cbr\u003e3.I Wish I Was Dead\u003cbr\u003e4.Boot Licker\u003cbr\u003e5.Punk Room\u003cbr\u003e6.Body Bags\u003cbr\u003e7.Apolitical\u003cbr\u003e8.City Livin'\u003cbr\u003e9.Blow\u003cbr\u003e10.D.B.S.T.\u003cbr\u003e11.Interlude\u003cbr\u003e12.Death Comes Ripping\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joe Pogo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50665150349601,"sku":"2299991485850","price":105.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/8482\/2076\/files\/2299991485850.jpg?v=1733545032","url":"https:\/\/cdsvinyljapan.com\/en-pl\/products\/2299991485850","provider":"CDs Vinyl Japan Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}